So, I don't have a think to say today. Except for this.
I have found the best website for wasting time at work.
www.fmylife.com
It's a website that people can go on to tell why their lives suck. Hence the F my life...
No, I'm not getting paid to put this on here...but hey, if you are the person from www.fmylife.com and are feeling generous...I could really use some cash!
Here are some of my favorites from the site:
"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"
"Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML"
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
Enjoy!
-Jill
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
F My Life (dot com)
Posted by Rose and Jill at 3:59 PM
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15 comments:
lol thanks for the website its awesome! so funny
hahaha I will be checking it out very shortly!
....all my comments to you guys start with "hahaha". You are just that awesome :)
Lol. I'll have to check that site out.
What kind of freak screams his sister's name?!
I'll definitely be checking out that site. Celebrating the wrong bday??? Awesome!
this site is priceless!!! thanks!
hahah. that's awesome. i'm totally going to check that website out right now!
-C.
You go me hooked! I love this one
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit
I love it! Here's a FML for me: I think a tornado is coming to my town in the next hour or so...FML!
I could spend hours reading something like this at work everyday.
think i might check out that site..ooh, i rhymed,lol
hahaha... "Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML"
i'm obsessed with this site now.
This might be my favorite one so far...
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
I can't thank you enough for pointing me toward this.
LOL thanks , i will check that out.
That's way too funny! I'm gonna go check it out! Brittany, his sister, eeeewwwwwww.
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