Sunday, February 22, 2009

riiiiiiiip



I'm sure almost everyone who reads this has seen the Sex & the City episode "The Drought." As a mini refresher course, it is the one where Carrie farts while in bed with big.

Well, that happened tonight. Sam and I were in bed and HE farted. I noticed his tummy was rumbling quite a bit tonight but didn't think anything of it. Now this kind of thing normally isn't a big deal. We're going on two years so we've seen the worst of each other: puking, farting, diarrhea, etc. You name it, we've seen the other do it.

Until tonight. Sam ripped one while we were actually *ahem* doing the horizontal boogie. He was on top and riiiiiip . I just looked at him and once I figured out it wasn't me, totally busted out laughing. Sam on the other hand was mortified.

After a couple minutes of laughing he was all "Did I kill the mood?" and I was all "Nah, it happens, let's try this one again, tiger." I mean, when the going is good for me I might as well continue. One little fart didn't phase me.

UNTIL this:
Sam was all "I'm about to come" and riiiiiip. Laughter followed. He was all "Damn. I know I killed the mood this time." Then when he was getting off me I heard the riiiiiiiip again.

I just got out of the bed and walked to the bathroom. I figured it would be better to laugh in there instead of continuing to laugh until I cried in his face. He followed me in there and I told him that I didn't care and at least I could get a good laugh out of it. He just said "Please don't tell all of your friends about it." I assured him I wouldn't and immediately got onto the computer. This shit was too good to keep bottled up inside!

He went home and I sent him this message "Um, when I walked in my room it totally smelled like fart. Thanks a lot."

I'm seriously still cracking up while writing this post. I just can't quit laughing. It was movie quality, seriously. I think it's a good thing that I can find the humor in the most awkward situations!

In love with a stinker,
Rose

14 comments:

Can I just say... said...

That is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read!

insomniaclolita said...

HAHAHAH OMG so funny. I hope that doesnt happen to me anytime soon. Id be embarassed

Lil' Woman said...

LMFAO...that was the funnnnnnnniessst post...poor Sam :(

Cheryl said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

That is all.

ReRe said...

that's hilarious!

Life at the White House said...

freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor guy though! i bet he is embarrassed!

Mrs.D said...

This is seriously some of the funniest things I have heard in a looooong time!
BTW- does he read your blog??? That should be interesting...lol

HeatherFeather said...

That is too hilarious!

MarjnHomer said...

that would def kill the mood...

Girl On A Journey said...

LMAO!!! OMG - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA....Wait for it wait for it....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The New Black said...

I cannot stop laughing!! I feel like an immature teenager laughing at farts, but it can really be so stinking funny!

Way to keep it 'exciting' in the bedroom. :)

Under the Influence said...

Stop by my place. I have something for you.

adlibby said...

That is hilarious! OMG! I can't stop laughing!

Bridget said...

I am a bit behind on reading but this is absolutely great. Thanks for the laugh! :)

 
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