Tuesday, February 10, 2009

F My Life (dot com)

So, I don't have a think to say today. Except for this.

I have found the best website for wasting time at work.

www.fmylife.com

It's a website that people can go on to tell why their lives suck. Hence the F my life...

No, I'm not getting paid to put this on here...but hey, if you are the person from www.fmylife.com and are feeling generous...I could really use some cash!

Here are some of my favorites from the site:

"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"

"Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML"

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"

Enjoy!
-Jill

15 comments:

anne said...

lol thanks for the website its awesome! so funny

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

hahaha I will be checking it out very shortly!

....all my comments to you guys start with "hahaha". You are just that awesome :)

*Nic* said...

Lol. I'll have to check that site out.
What kind of freak screams his sister's name?!

D said...

I'll definitely be checking out that site. Celebrating the wrong bday??? Awesome!

calixta.jive. said...

this site is priceless!!! thanks!

Courtney said...

hahah. that's awesome. i'm totally going to check that website out right now!

-C.

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

You go me hooked! I love this one

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit

Miss JC said...

I love it! Here's a FML for me: I think a tornado is coming to my town in the next hour or so...FML!

Emily said...

I could spend hours reading something like this at work everyday.

Melissa said...

think i might check out that site..ooh, i rhymed,lol

Courtney said...

hahaha... "Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML"

i'm obsessed with this site now.

D said...

This might be my favorite one so far...

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

Christina said...

I can't thank you enough for pointing me toward this.

insomniaclolita said...

LOL thanks , i will check that out.

adlibby said...

That's way too funny! I'm gonna go check it out! Brittany, his sister, eeeewwwwwww.

 
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