Friday, February 20, 2009


Yesterday the entire office got an email that looked very similar to this:

Subject: Flowers
Body: ____ received a bouquet of flowers yesterday that are now missing from the front desk. If you have seen them, or know there where abouts, please let me know.
Thank you,

Ok, first of all, who steals flowers?

Apparently this guy I despise does. He said when he was leaving for the day he saw them on the front desk and they said our company name (probably so flower guy would know where to send them... what a dipshit). So he figured they were free game and took them home to his wife. I assume he took the tags off of them and that little note card where you write 'Oh I love you, Pookie. I'd just die without you' or whatever people write in them these days.

He left for vacation the next day so obviously wasn't at work. Another woman in the office (his wife's best friend) had to go to his house, get the flowers and bring them back to work the original recipient.

Man. I'd be pissed if I was the wife and my husband brought me flowers and was all "Hi honey, I bought you flowers!" and it turned out that he stole them from work and someone had to come get them. Geeze.

Seriously, though. Who steals flowers? Especially that in bouquet form from a place of employment with a card in them?

Thankfully not my flowers,


DeeBee said...

Wow! Dipshit is putting it lightly. :-)

*Nic* said...

Haha! What a moron!
I'd be pissed off too if I was the wife!

Rose and Jill said...

HAHAHAHA. What a moron.
<3 Jill

Joanie said...

LOl that is very funny..stupid but funny...It would be funnier if he left flowers to one of his co-workers and put a note "from your secret admirer. LOL

Michelle said...

What an idiot!

When I worked at a law firm in downtown Denver we got fresh flowers delivered to each floors conference room/waiting room each week and they were free game at the end of the week but you did have to ask the reception to make sure no one else had dibs on them. Besides after a week they usually were only so so quality.

Thanks for the laugh.

Under the Influence said...

I'm guessing he was probably too stupid to tell his wife from the beginning that they were "unclaimed" flowers from his office.

If I was her, I would be skipping the next company social event for fear everyone would be staring and laughing at me!

Lil' Woman said...

Lol...what a dumbass, I'd be pissed if I was his, she probably felt like a fool...poor lady.

ReRe said...

what a turd!

Gina said...

I personally think the fact that she had to be the one to physically give them back sucks just as much as that her husband stole flowers. Seriously...that's gotta be embarrassing as hell.

Constructive Attitude said...

hahahaha. what an idiot.

insomniaclolita said...

A cheapskate ANDDDD an idiot. Gross.:P

Brittany said...

There is always one person who, when you see them you always think "How the FUCK did we get into the same company/college?!"

he sounds like that guy...

Private Eyes said...

WOW. how lame!

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