Wednesday, February 18, 2009

my fickle foe

Dear PMS,
You are suck a fickle bitch and I truly mean that from the bottom of my violent hormone filled heart.

I realize that you're extra pissed this month because I started LoEstrinFE, but just to let you know, it's no picnic in the park for me either.

I'm curious as to why month after month after month you decide to send raging hormones through my body that I cannot control. On top of that is it really necessary for the bloating, the horrible cramping, intense mood swings, bouts of crying for not reason and otherwise out of control behavior? I didn't think so either.

I know that there is some 16 year old girl somewhere out there crying just BEGGING for you to come visit her. You've made a mistake, you came to me instead.

I retreat. I'm waving the white flag. I quit. You win, you always do. Now, can you PLEASE for the love of a 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus in golden fleece diapers just go away so I can have my sanity back?

<3,
Your hormonal friend Rose.

13 comments:

The Dumbest Smart Girl You Know said...

Hahaha! That's my favorite Jesus.

Hope you feel better soon!

Lil' Woman said...

lol...I know how you feel, Big Man's a blessing, I just sent him out for some feminine hygiene products myself! :)

insomniaclolita said...

I feel you, I cant stand the bloating and the cramps. I get angry a lot. lol

*Nic* said...

I HATE PMS!!

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

I have one word for you....YAZ!

It really does work and get rid of everything, I loveeee it.

Constructive Attitude said...

oh god.

its coming to visit me too soon.

!@#$$&$*(

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

One more thing. never change your layout. I LOVE it and every time I visit to read the new post, it makes me happier inside to see the cute heart tree and pink background <3

How the hell do you only have like 53 followers??? you guys are seriously awesome and need more!

just a stroke to your ego :) enjoy

Cheryl said...

I know it's here when I start uncontrollably laughing and crying at the same time

It's awesome.

Melissa said...

ugh i hate pms, and i get it really bad sometimes..

Gina said...

Ugh. PMS. I am all about the Seasonale...you only get a visit from your friend PMS every three months. Priceless.

Girl On A Journey said...

women of the world unite against the fickle bitch!

PerplxinTexan♥ said...

My 'friend' has left for the month. I couldn't be more enthralled.

Cheryl- Crack grants you the same effect without the bloating :D

Joanie said...

I hate PMS too. But I think my husband hate it the most..he gets the bitching. Poor guy

 
template by suckmylolly.com