Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Don't pick your nose after cutting green chilis...

In a moment of supreme half-asleepness this morning, I covered my toothbrush in anti-bacterial handwash.

Just saying. You know. Don't do that. Just because it's anti-bacterial, doesn't mean it tastes nice.

Not that that was what I was thinking, I wasn't thinking anything. Apart from 'eeww' and sweary noises. And I wasn't intending to put it on there, and certainly not because I thought it was going to be nice.

It's not very nice.

Also don't pick your nose after cutting green chillis. Not that I have done that.

But don't do that. It isn't very nice either.

I hear.

Oh, actually, while I'm here: try not to get distracted while you're on a treadmill.

Just advice, you know?Juuuuust putting it out there, letting you know.

Just a public service.

Turns out every day of the week has hated me.

Yours truly (a still not so much awake),
Jill

7 comments:

Rose and Jill said...

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ReRe said...

so last Christmas-- not this last last one, but the one before that -- i thought i was being smart and went to the gym the day after. you know, to work off all the goodness i ate. after busting some lbs on the treadmill, i was getting off. as i was getting off, i locked eyes with and older gentleman on the mill behind me. we both smiled and theni notice his face was distorting. his smile going from a smile to a gasp and his eyes widening. then i realized it was because he was watching me fall. while gazing at old dude, i had stepped down wrong and came crashing to the floor. i twisted my ankle pretty bad and had to wear an air cast.
the point: don't smile at old guys while mounting off the treadmill. they are distracting.

Rose and Jill said...

Here's another don't:
Don't use antibacterial gel before putting in your contacts. Not fun and burns. A lot.
-R

Melissa said...

that was cute and funny

Dating Without Pants said...

Looks like I'm not the only one with the klutz gene ... =)

Cheryl said...

I saw this guy once fall off a treadmill, and he got back up and pretended like nothing happened.

I would have been so embarrassed.

Miss Jumper said...

Those are wise words.
Also, I HATE THE WORD "MOIST", too!!!!!!
It makes me inner-vomit.
I love you.

 
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