Wednesday, March 25, 2009

({*}) For mature audiences only...

Did I just read that right?
"~*Love your Vagina, Love the Vaginas you meet, Foster understanding and appreciation of Vagina, Be happy with your Vagina ♀*~"

Whoa. Hold up.

So, I've been on a lot this week. I have to do a bunch of window shopping because I'm broke, so in one of my attempts to fill that shopping void deep within, I began searching for tobacco pouches (I've started rolling my own cigarettes and needed a pouch to put everything in). I click on this cute little pouch that looks like it would work...I was in for a shock.

This pouch most definitely will not work, because it has a huge VAGINA on it, and I think it's a wallet anyway.

I got curious...who on earth would put a vag on a wallet in the first place...oh yeah, that's right the same person who would make Vulva Necklaces, "Happy Uterus" stuffed animals and Vagina Pillows.

If you want to check it out for yourself you can go to Vulva Love Lovely.

Here are some samples of old Vulva Love's mechandise...and don't get too excited, you can most definitely purchase these items, I don't think they flying off the shelves anytime soon.

This may be the first time I have ever seen a "Vagina Pillow", now girls...don't get too excited (or maybe you should)...It has a secret pocket for your vibrator.

Next up is the Vagina Pendant Necklace. If you have a strong gag reflex, I would reccomend scrolling on down...Don't get me wrong, I love my za-za-down-there...but this is quite extreme.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD WEAR THIS AROUND THEIR NECK??????? Seriously, some feminazi really needs to get a life.

And last but definitely not least...Vagina Earrings. Woof.

Am I the only person who finds this to be incredibly weird and awkward?

The incredibly grossed out,


Jen - The Secret Keeper said...

OMG!!! I love the pillow - it's kinda cute in a funny way. BUT HOLD ON RIGHT THERE...Those earrings and that necklace and V.I.L.E!! Yes, I said it, they are vile! But I might get that pillow lol! x

Private Eyes said...

um, thats just F*ing weird!

it cracks me up that the pillow has a special place for your vibrator. Im guessing where the place is on the pillow... LOL

Organic Meatbag said...

People often ask me why I wear a necklace of cock rings... and it's usually because I can't find my vagina pendant...

insomniaclolita said...

Love the pillow, I can imagine getting one for my car and see people totally gasp looking at it. The earrings however, are a bit much yes?

*Nic* said...

That's very...imaginative.

No wait, the word I'm looking for is gross.

And also...why???

Under the Influence said...


Easily Manipulated said...

lmao!!!! Not just at the merchandise, though it is incredibly amusing, but also at everyone's comments!!!

Imagine the conversation piece(s) those items would be!!!

Serena said...

You know it has to be a man who 'invented' them. There's no other reason for it. Eeewwww

Mr. ZomB Joker said...

I figured you had picked 1 or 2 of the oddest so I went by there.
You hadn't.
for instance: why would anyone want a purse with a felt vagina with teeth on it?
If you send in pictures and a description of your Vjay-jay, they will sculpt it to make a lovely pendant.
I guess it never to early to christmas shop.

Rose and Jill said...

I just picked the ones that stuck out in my mind...they do have some really "interesting" things...
Isn't there a movie about some girl with a vag that eats penises??? I think I've seen it before.

Gina said...

The jewelry...ew. For some reason, I don't think the pillow is nearly as bad. Don't get me wrong, I am not going to go out and order it, and I wonder who would, but I am just sayin' least you aren't displaying it for all the world to see. You don't display your other va-jay-jay. Well, unless you're Britney. But that's another story.

mrsjc said...

LMAO!!! Totaally gross! Who would wear such things???

Meg said...


Barefoot Blogger said...

I find them all both hilarious and really effing creepy. And also gross.

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

This def hold true to "Delightfully Inappropriate"!!!!

The necklace is DISGUSTING! It looks like a fucked up nasty sea shell that looks like a vag.

Keep hunting and if you find an anus cup holder or some shit, I want to see that picture! ha!

Mishi said...

Hahaha...I can't believe someone made an entire line of prodcuts like this! I actually have seen a necklace before, but these this take the cake!

Lil' Woman said...

I might buy the pillow as a gag gift for some one but the necklace and the earrings are pretty gross..

and on another thought, is it designed after her own vagina, does she have vagina models..WTF?

Courtney said...

Well! Now I know what I'm getting my sister for her wedding... those earrings look beautiful, maybe I'll even let her open it early so she can wear them at the wedding... hahah. Kiding. But seriously, who makes this crap up?

Love your use of the ({*}) as well.

Miss ya!


Lady Jane said...

Ha Ha...I actually am an ETSY lover fact I just did a whole post about my addiction. I had come across that shop too. It was like a car accident...I couldn't stop staring!!!! BTW...first time here. Very entertained!!

Nicosia said...

Why? Really... why? It's not like anyone wears a necklace with a penis on it. I think a lady can be totally secure in her womanhood without having to put a vagina on display for all to see. Ew!

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