Sunday, August 23, 2009

*Expose Yourself*

I'm sure when Gina decided to tag us in the Expose Yourself thing she did it for two reasons.

1. She knew that one or both of us would do it (our blog isn't called Delightfully Inappropriate for nothing!)
2. She wanted us to get back to blogging!

The rules state: Tell us 3 things about your sex life. You can make them whatever you want and it doesn't necessarily have to pertain to your current partner (or a partner at all for that matter). You can talk about your likes or dislikes, your kinky fetishes or your secret desires. You can tell us a funny story about the time you were having sex in the woods with your old boyfriend and you both ended up with 1,000 tics. Whatever you want... its totally up to you.

I guess I should tell you who this is posting: Rose! If Jill wants to do it, she'll post a separate entry. Let's face it, we're huge slackers at blogging so you'll get two instead of one :)

1. I'm OBSESSED with this product called Liquid V for Women. The product claims to
"helps to stimulate and heighten the sensitivity in a woman's erogenous zone. This increases the rate of orgasms therefore making the moment one that can only be achieved with Liquid V." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever about all of that. All I know is when I dab a bit on my orgasms are better and quicker. I can't give a good enough review of this stuff. It may not work for everyone so I suggest getting a sample (there are little $4 samples which last quite a while at the check out counter of our Hustler)

2. I like it a bit rough. Push me around a little bit, bite me a little bit harder, slap my ass and pull my hair. I'm all yours if you do that.

3. I prefer missionary position. Don't get me wrong, I'll do it any which way, I don't really care... Missionary is just my favorite! How old school am I?

I hereby pass this award on to: ANYONE who feels brave enough to post it! Come on ladies, you know you want to!


Andhari said...

Lol I agree rough is better these days. All slow lovemaking makes me doze off.

Lil' Woman said...

I like it rough too..I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets! :)

Glamour Girl said...

You are great! Where have you been all my life? I'm typically an incredibly honest person however I'm in the tail end of a divorce so I'm being 'vague' these days. Therefore I've branched out for some honesty and I LOVE yours! Thanks! Come visit me in a month or so when I can be honest again (with any luck - 2 weeks even).

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Courtney said...

I'm so glad you guys are slacking posting, too! We just got back into it, so I hope we can all stick to it!


PS? Liquid V sounds pretty good!

*mary* said...

Okay, it's Fall again. Summer blog slacking season is officially over! Come back soon.

Just that girl... said...

I wish I had the guts... seems my blog is all sad.. i might turn that around and expose myself next week.. works for you right.. :)

Organic Meatbag said...

Hey, what can I say? Fucking = fun!

NotSoEligibleBachelor said...

I think this blog may be my newest guilty pleasure...

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