Yeah, bet that got your attention...
This is the first time in over a month that I have even checked the blog. Our friend Mary reminded Rose and me that the summer blog-procrastination must end!
So, I see where Rose has done the "Expose Yourself" blog...However, since I got your hopes up with the title I figure I'll do the "Expose Yourself" blog as well (don't worry though, I've been storing up some inappropriate blogs for you all of which will be posted for your reading pleasure).
The rules state: Tell us 3 things about your sex life. You can make them whatever you want and it doesn't necessarily have to pertain to your current partner (or a partner at all for that matter). You can talk about your likes or dislikes, your kinky fetishes or your secret desires. You can tell us a funny story about the time you were having sex in the woods with your old boyfriend and you both ended up with 1,000 tics. Whatever you want... its totally up to you.
1. I have a stockpile of vibrators. Some of which I have never even used. I figure, when one goes out I'll always have a spare (or several).
2. I once met a guy on hotornot.com. I decided to meet him. I'm classy. Turns out he knows my entire family. Anyway, we met had a great time....then we started fucking. Three years later and I still talk to him on occasion. Actually this past Monday we hooked up again. One night I met him at a library in town where I told him he needed a "study break". This study break ended up with us going on a country drive to a church parking lot where I proceded to give him a blow job. We ended up having sex in the back of his car, in the church parking lot. This took place on a Wednesday night...they had a few church members lingering around the church after Wednesday night services. I'm that girl.
3. I really don't have a favorite position. I can tell you that anything from behind and anything with legs over shoulders is good. I can also tell you that car hoods are the perfect height for sex. I can also tell you that nipple play is way under-rated. Yeah, I went there. Seriously though, it intensfies orgasms.
I'm going to pass this on to anyone who hasn't done it already...
-Jill
6 comments:
Welcome back! Inappropriate as ever, and delightfully so!
Welcome the hell back...goodness, what do you think raunchy sex tales just float around the internet (nevermind dont answer that! ) :)
Anywho, glad you's are back.
hehe.. cute! hotornot.
Sweet blog you have.. gotta go read more..
Kudos to you! Wow! Church, with a lot of church members around hahahahhaa.
Glad you are back....and that I'm not the only one who's had sex in a church parking lot.
You know, most guys would be intimidated by a secret cache of dildos.... like this:
http://indopakdef.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/1010-weapons-cache-11.jpg
... only replace the bazookas with battery powered dongs...
...not me.
They can be tons of fun... TONS of fun.
Maybe I'll post three secrets on my blog at some point. I'll need some convincing though ;-)
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