Thursday, April 30, 2009

guilty

We're probably all offenders of this: sending text messages while inebriated. Sucks when you're the sender. Amazing when you read other peoples drunk texts.

Case in point: www.textsfromlastnight.com

Here are a few of my favorites:

(312): My room smells like vodka and shame

(970): Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad

(917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
(917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
(917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
(718): messed up. what color are the wings?

(405): I'm drunk
(615): Is that why you're texting me
(405): Yes

(206): put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties

(415): I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.

(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
(1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
(612): could be more
(1-612): absolutely not

(248): is swine flu sexually transmttd?
(313): Ha no, why?
(248): sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

(617): Did you hit it?
(616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.


delighted none were from me,
Rose

9 comments:

insomniaclolita said...

oh my god the last one, always a wrong move wrooooooooooooooooooooong hahaaha

Girl On A Journey said...

(405): I'm drunk
(615): Is that why you're texting me
(405): Yes

I would have thought "FML"

Nic said...
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Nic said...

LMAO! These are amazing! I need to check out that site!!

"I need to shower the guilt off my thighs"
- I'm gonna go with eww!

jen - tsk said...

"(206): put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties"
This is my favourite - I read it on the site yesterday! I love that site and if the opportunity arrises I might send it to a guy! ha! x

Serena said...

I think we've all fallen to the drunken text game - not so much fun when you text your mom though which I've done before at 4 in the morning! lol x

Leesa said...

My favorite:

(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

Then I went to the site and enjoyed this one:

(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.

Would be better without the word "midget."

Lil' Woman said...

LOL.. I love going and reading those things...most are hilarious! : )

GWEN B. (aka SKINNY BITCH) said...

sorry I'm late, but HA! I love that site. Always good to relish in everyone else's embarrassment. (Did I really just use a condiment as a verb?)

 
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