Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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As you all know, my life has a been a bit hectic as of late but the good news is I'm going to try to get back into the swing of things! Meaning: I'll post more often and start commenting :)

I've been meaning to post this for quite a long time, but keep forgetting. One day I was on our email [delightfullyinappropriates(at)yahoo.com]. I was writing a blog and accidentally clicked the subject button. To my surprise, it filled in a subject for me. So, I clicked it again. A new subject popped up. I bet I spent AT LEAST an hour clicking that fucking button.

Not only is it perfect for people like me that can never figure out what to write in that damn space but they're funny too! I've decided from now on when I can't think of a blog title, I'm using that subject button bitch. Here are a few of my favorites (and of course, what I thought when I read them):

open air hubhub or underwater sub snub?
By far my favorite. Plus it is super fun to say.

dog snoring: better than a good haircut
I'm going to disagree on this one.

girls, are, wicked awesome
someone missed the day in elementary school that was dedicated to the comma.

I Brake for Unicorns
Ditto.

Early bird gets the worm. But what about the early worm?
It dies.

I'd love to but I'm building a pig from a kit.
This is way better than saying "Sorry, I'm washing my hair"

Facts: 1) Ninjas are mammals. 2) Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

I couldn't have said it better myself

We have located your pants
THANK JESUS! been wondering about them for DAYS

Who drank my crystal pepsi?

Someone in the 1980s

Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!
Oh HELLS YES.

Go ahead, try it. It will change your life. It's worth it, I swear!

Kinda like Desmond from Lost but not saving the world,
Rose

11 comments:

Girl On A Journey said...

Lol hilairious!

Early bird gets the worm. But what about the early worm?
It dies

insomniaclolita said...

What's a subject button, how can we do that? It's not like keyword analysis, isn't it?

Jen -tsk said...

I'm not sure I've EVER laughed so much at 7am before! I might just start making up ridiculous subject titles myself now (although may steal some of yours too)!! X

Serena said...

One of the most random things I ever read yet on all levels it made sense! x

Adlibby said...

frontal lobotomy or bottle in front of me?

Welcome back. I missed ya!

Lil' Woman said...

So random yet soo funny :)

Gwen B. (aka skinny bitch) said...

wtf!? AWESOME! I have yahoo too and I didn't know that. That does give the best post titles. shiiiit. I am going to do that too! lol

Gina said...

I have GOT to try that.

Janet said...

"I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit." Love it! This will now be my excuse for everything!

Christina said...

dammmit i wish gmail had that!

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