I just spent an obscene amount of time looking at sexinfo101 sex positions on my phone. When I should have been working.
I haven't had sex in a hot minute. Like I think the last time was beginning of August, maybe earlier. I'm going with beginning of August so I'm not AS depressed about this as I could be. This is the longest I've ever gone without any type of ANYTHING. I haven't even kissed anyone.
Plus, my vibrator went ka-put. I'm not kidding. So I bought 2 more (see #11) because I knew they wouldn't compare. They don't, of course.
All i know is that 3 months is a very. fucking. long. time.
I feel like my brain is going to explode. Or my body. Because all I think about is sex...
Does this make me a masochist?! ...Or am I just thinking like a man?
Rose
P.S. This song is just sex.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
I need ooh la la la la
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7 comments:
How samantha jones of you! Lol.
Go out, have fun, see where the night leads you is all I can say :D
I feel you girl. I too have a high sex drive and it can get frustrating. I just bought the new silver bullet complete with remote. Genius invention, I tell ya.
Thinking about sex is awesome. I think women SHOULD do it. Often. Very, very often.
I would love it if just ONCE I came home from work and got my brains f*** out just because...
On the topic of positions - is everyone cool with ankles over the shoulders?
Oh yeah - That Viennese Oyster is always fun...
I love me some Viennese Oyester...
OOOOO! And Downstroke and Deep Impact!!!
Positions make me happy.
Yes it feels a little Samantha Jones ...except she's actually having the sex :)
At least I'm not alone, T!
And B, I had to look up what the viennese oyster is ...wow. That looks like the most uncomfortable position ever ..well, for a woman.
Maybe it's just what I've been missing?
-Rose
Yes, the Viennese Oyster has a high degree of difficulty, simply because of the flexibility required to get the ankles back that far...
That being said, some slight derivations of the Oyster may be more comfortable for zee woman...
I'm afraid to become too dependent on a vibrator. How would the guy feel if i said "hmmm.. not workiiiing. let's try THIS" as i pulled out my massager (which in fact works much better than a real vibrator!!)
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