Tuesday, June 23, 2009

1 girl + 1 cup = Sonic Drive In

No matter how outlandish what you're about to read may sound, it is true.

My sister came and met me for lunch today. After eating our yummy red curry we decided to hit up the Sonic Drive-In right next door for some beverages.

Now picture this:

After I ordered our drinks, I pulled my car up. We were the fourth car from the window. The driver of the car directly in front of mine (white, approximately 45-50 year old, female) opens her door and starts to get out. I'm positive she's about to blow chunks. Of course, we're staring hardcore to see if this woman pukes.

The car in front of her drives off so she pulls her car up. She starts to get out of her car again and actually makes it all the way out.

I swear on all things Holy this is true: She grabs a Styrofoam cup, puts it under her skirt and pees.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the woman not only peed in the line at the Sonic drive-thru, but she didn't even try to hide it.

She then got back into her car and pulled up to the window to get her food.

My sister and I just looked at each other and couldn't say anything. Both of us were totally speechless. I've never seen such a thing. EVER.

HERE IS THE KICKER (just when you thought this story couldn't get any better/worse):

She handed the cup to the passenger who poured it out the window.

We asked the guy working the window if he saw it and unfortunately he didn't. Needless to say, we called everyone we could think about to tell them all about it.

Still speechless,
Rose

17 comments:

The New Black said...

Holy crap! I can't believe someone actually did that. It would be odd enough to be done somewhere secluded, but in public...and in a drive thru!?! I don't get it! Couldn't she have walked in, placed her order at the counter, used the facilities, WASHED HER HANDS, picked up her order and then continued on with her day? Seems doable, but maybe that's just me. It sure does make a good story though! :)

Organic Meatbag said...

That is fuckin' classy...at least did her "Achy Breaky Heart" shirt cover up her areas of ill repute? Only one thing would have made this story more memorable...if the passenger took a gulp... and gargled...vomited yet? Yeah, me too...

Nic said...

That's pretty amazing.
But do you know what I thought you were gonna say when you said the story gets better?
I was sure you were gonna tell us she passed it through the window to the cashier to get rid of. Now that really would be something else.

Gina said...

I can only imagine how hard you two were laughing. I bet you immediately thought, "this will make a great blog post," and you were right!!!!!

Annie said...

Sonic Happy Hour may never be the same for me now.....

Children of the Nineties said...

I can only hope they caught that on the security cameras. That is truly ridiculous.

Andhari said...

OH MY GOD EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I would have not been able to eat at all if I saw that.

Under the Influence said...

I was thinking the same thing as nic - handing the full cup to the worker at the drive thru. Gag.

Did you toot your horn or yell anything out of the window? I don't think I could have let that opportunity pass.

Al said...

oh my freaking gosh!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious!! what type of person does that!!!!

andonetime said...

PURE.CLASS.

I know for a fact they have restrooms at Sonic!! Hilarious!

Yankee Girl said...

Cant stop laughing!!!

Why do you think she used a cup if she was gonna pour it out anyway?

This was the first time I've stopped by your blog and I can't wait to read more!

Constructive Attitude said...

wow. that is a whole new level of disgusting

Lil' Woman said...

That's a classy bitch right there :)

This Real Mommy said...

Wow! How come you get to run into all the interesting people? LOL

I am laughing out loud at that one!

Susan said...

What? I had to go! And I thought my passenger was going to put a lid on it until I could throw it out on the interstate, (cuz no one cares if you litter, really), on my way to the casino in my bedazzled Hank Williams shirt and very tight white shorts. Plus I have a Sonic tattoo so that's free advertising right? Woo Hoo!

Emily said...

Oh my gawd- this is insane! People are so freakin crazy! What on earth?!?!? -e

Karen said...

O to be that uninhibited!

Seriously, though, wtf?? I can't believe the passenger actually played accomplice!

 
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